Ever just wanna shoot a cow and make a ton of hamburgers? Click here to play the darn game! BUT careful there, hoss. If you unlock the BBQ all the beef feature, the game is over. At least just say Hi to Sam Eliot for me.
This is a parody game. I'm just exercising my freedom of speech. I have no affiliation with American BEEF Council. Not only that, but I just made it because this is the way I relax sometimes. This is written in pure JavaScript..., I make dumb silly stuff for my own personal entertainment.
Also, I think PETA folks are a bunch of retards, so I like to clown on them. Matter the fact I, as a rule, I take a picture of every steak I ever order and email it to them. If you're reading this.... Yup that me y'all. Howdy.
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